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[sid] => 161623
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[aid] => mick
[title] => A BRAND NEW WAL*MART
[time] => 2010-08-04 22:12:37
[hometext] => Watch for one in your town, coming soon, they're unreal!
[bodytext] =>  A BRAND NEW WAL*MART A new Wal*Mart opened up in Florida state. This one was "Supersized" don't go if you're a "cheapskate" New fangled advertisements that sound as you roam around. They've even added odors to entice an appetite's rebound  The produce stand has an automatic "water mister" to keep things fresh. You'll hear thunder, flashing lightening, and the smell of rain, then "gooseflesh"  The little kids just love this next one, when you open the doors to the milk case........ The "Moooooooing' of cows is heard, and a big cow jumps out, it's a whiteface! Scares the liver out of the little ones, and most cry Their scare is short lived however; by the time they hit the next counter, their eyes are dry.  The first thing you notice is the smell, after scaring little children with noise of a cow, They've left out the noise of a chicken here, so there's a strong aroma of bacon frying, no more frightened children they avow!  As you approach the bread department, "Heaven's Sent Smell" that of Home made bread!" To make up for the "Scary Cow" this is where the little ones are "free cookies" fed!  Aroma of charcoal grilled steaks and brats at the Meat Dept. draw a crowd. The odors in this department are so pungent, and real, that children are not allowed!  Of course children are not allowed in the Liquor Department, for obvious reasons, The tantalizing smells of beer, liquor, and wine are ever present, and the longer you stand there the smell actually deepens! The next isle has a similar feature........  Which, may account for the reason, that very few people go to the department of toilet paper! Created from a funny email my dear friend Myrtle sent me, Thanks so much Myrtle! Lovingcritters  ConSue $$$$$ "Cry Havoc," and let slip the dogs of war, that this foul deed shall smell above the earth with carrion men, groaning for burial!" ~Shakespeare~ *Smelly Smiles* [comments] => 5 [counter] => 303 [topic] => 7 [informant] => lovingcritters [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 9 [ratings] => 2 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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