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Array ( [sid] => 161301 [catid] => 1 [aid] => mick [title] => THE BLACK BRA [time] => 2010-07-21 19:20:26 [hometext] => Don't try this at home, this is just a poem! *smiles* [bodytext] =>



THE BLACK BRA
(told to me by a friend)


As woman will do from time to time.........
They get together for lunch, latest news
in the meantime.
Her friends are unmarried, one is
engaged, the other a mistress,
She's been married for 20+ years,
still zealous!

***

As she tells me the story, this
is how it starts:
Relationships with their men is
always a popular topic.
They all decided to greet their men at the door
Wearing a black bra, stiletto heels, and mask
over their eyes.
They agreed to meet in a few days
and divulge their surprise!

Here's how it all came about:

Her engaged friend tells her tale.
"When my boyfriend came home he found
me with my black leather bodice, tall stilettos,
and a black mask, then a deep inhale!
He said, "You are the woman of my dreams,
I love you dearly!"
and,
we made mad passionate love
all night, all cuddly!

***

The mistress then exclamed,
"Me Too!"
I met my lover at his office, wearing a
black raincoat,
under it the heels, mask, and
black bra, bare to the throat!
He opened the raincoat with all of his might.
We had wild sex all night!

***

Then it was my married friend's turn
"When my husband came home I was wearing
the black bra, and same pattern......
Black Stockings, stilettos, mask and my
face was red
As he came in the door he saw me,
and this is what he said"

Scroll down,
you're going to love this:






































"What's for dinner, Batman?"


Created just for fun
from an email..........
The poem is mine

.

When you start posting poems like this
it's a "sure" sign of senility!

***

"If you live to be one hundred,
you've got it made.
Very few people die past that age!"
~George Burns~

*Senile Smiles*
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THE BLACK BRA

Contributed by lovingcritters on Wednesday, 21st July 2010 @ 07:20:26 PM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry







THE BLACK BRA
(told to me by a friend)


As woman will do from time to time.........
They get together for lunch, latest news
in the meantime.
Her friends are unmarried, one is
engaged, the other a mistress,
She's been married for 20+ years,
still zealous!

***

As she tells me the story, this
is how it starts:
Relationships with their men is
always a popular topic.
They all decided to greet their men at the door
Wearing a black bra, stiletto heels, and mask
over their eyes.
They agreed to meet in a few days
and divulge their surprise!

Here's how it all came about:

Her engaged friend tells her tale.
"When my boyfriend came home he found
me with my black leather bodice, tall stilettos,
and a black mask, then a deep inhale!
He said, "You are the woman of my dreams,
I love you dearly!"
and,
we made mad passionate love
all night, all cuddly!

***

The mistress then exclamed,
"Me Too!"
I met my lover at his office, wearing a
black raincoat,
under it the heels, mask, and
black bra, bare to the throat!
He opened the raincoat with all of his might.
We had wild sex all night!

***

Then it was my married friend's turn
"When my husband came home I was wearing
the black bra, and same pattern......
Black Stockings, stilettos, mask and my
face was red
As he came in the door he saw me,
and this is what he said"

Scroll down,
you're going to love this:






































"What's for dinner, Batman?"


Created just for fun
from an email..........
The poem is mine

.

When you start posting poems like this
it's a "sure" sign of senility!

***

"If you live to be one hundred,
you've got it made.
Very few people die past that age!"
~George Burns~

*Senile Smiles*




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Re: THE BLACK BRA (User Rating: 1 )
by Insane_Outsider on Wednesday, 21st July 2010 @ 08:31:59 PM AEST
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oh, the wonderful black bra...


Re: THE BLACK BRA (User Rating: 1 )
by andrewjones12 on Thursday, 22nd July 2010 @ 07:56:18 AM AEST
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bah haha! oh man you are a delight, i loved this peice miss loving. " black (everything that covers almost nothing), and my face was red" she was embarresed?? is that what this means? i found that line to be one of my favorites. and the ending was awsome. you have such a young soul as i contradict a past statement. sadly i cant see the pictures for some reason, but this is an awsome write.
thanks for sharing=)
blessings.
-your friend, andrew.


Re: THE BLACK BRA (User Rating: 1 )
by DrcGaimer on Thursday, 22nd July 2010 @ 02:00:24 PM AEST
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Lol....I love this poem!


Re: THE BLACK BRA (User Rating: 1 )
by iodinelove on Thursday, 22nd July 2010 @ 08:02:52 PM AEST
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Ha! I like it.


Re: THE BLACK BRA (User Rating: 1 )
by northernlights on Friday, 23rd July 2010 @ 06:17:27 AM AEST
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Very amusing consue great fun x


Re: THE BLACK BRA (User Rating: 1 )
by spud on Friday, 23rd July 2010 @ 11:32:32 AM AEST
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My God, Connie
Where do you get them from?? That is surely one
huge barrel of laughs you keep hidden in your
back yard!

Keep rummaging through it, we could do with more
humour on the site.

Tommy




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