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[aid] => mick
[title] => The story of the stupid Russian spy
[time] => 2010-07-12 15:50:49
[hometext] => The story of the stupid Russian spy
[bodytext] => In the court I told the judge Here is my story - no fudge ! Please forgive my broken English Which makes me easy be *distinguished* I wish my deeds could be recanted ... Ten years went as I was planted In the land of USA, Life was pleasing, I must say With mortgage paid by KGB In the States it's nice to be It was easy to forget That I'm cell of spying net Suddenly my phone got ring: (Now I know, it was a sting ...) “Could have met we in Beijing ?” That was secret greeting *thing*, Well remembered spy net code So I answered right a way (acting like an idiot) Phrase, which I was trained to say: “Yes, we might, how have you been ? - Was it rather in Harbin ? Wait, my wife is saying: Hi, We have met - but in Shanghai ...." Then I dug from hiding spot Packed with dollars heavy pot With a notice (oh my Gosh!): "Dirty money - needs some wash!" I assumed that note has meant To launder cash with detergent Making dough look shine and clean I put bills in wash-machine Heavy cycle took the spin Next came drying all that green Job was done with lots of care And few quarter coins to spare No idea that was prank, I brought money to the bank But no luck could money buy When it comes from FBI ... Though I really can't complain Being sent quickly on the plane Back to Russia with few guys Who were all like me wise spies princeAlexander, if you wish to continue posting your work here, PLEASE help keep this site INTERACTIVE, by reading and commenting on at least 3 poems for each one you submit. As of this posting (and this note) you have posted two poems with zero interactive comments. Number of poems per author per 24 hours are limited depending on membership level and interactivity. [comments] => 1 [counter] => 185 [topic] => 7 [informant] => princeAlexander [notes] => Please do not comment on your own work. Your comment on this poem has been removed. You can send someone a private message if you wish to thank them. Thank you. Moderator_18 [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 0 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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