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[aid] => mick
[title] => UNIVERSAL TRUTHS No. One
[time] => 2010-05-07 18:04:05
[hometext] => Have you ever had a really bad day? Nothing comes your way? Then create a funny poem, and laugh your troubles away!
[bodytext] =>  UNIVERSAL TRUTHS # ONE These truths we hold to be self-evident, N'er hold poets accountable in judgment! *_*_*_* To begin, For a good friend cleaning their computer is a must. When they die, by priority remove "History" it's the highest! *_*_*_* Worst moment for anyone that argues... You suddenly realize you're wrong keep arguing, reach for the booze! I take back all the times while young I refused to take a nap, now I'd give my right lung! *_*_*_* A sarcastic font needs to be created. Boldface so they'll know they've been cremated! Fold a fitted sheet? 'Tis a joke Right? Roll 'em up like a rug.......who cares? It'll be all right! *_*_*_* I spent all of 4th grade learning cursive I wrote O's repeatedly until I felt captive. Now I ask..............was that necessary? Does a bear in the forest drink coffee? *_*_*_* While I'm at it, let's reform Map Quest It's an insult to my intelligence, regressed Start with #5, I know how to get out of my own neighborhood. I've lived here since childhood! *_*_*_* Why so silent about how we die? Obituaries are printed to tell us why? Go into detail, to what did they succumb? Avoiding their fate, we need wisdom. *_*_*_* Why feel so guilty, bad decisions make a good story Wonderful "conversation pieces" bask in your dumbness, and glory. A "sneak" this one, suddenly you know without notice. You're at work, non productive day you're aimless! *_*_*_* "Word" can be terrifying to say the least. A ten-page research paper, and "Would you like to save any changes?" I'd rather be deceased!!! *_*_*_* Why the labels on all our apparel? I read them carefully and fearful. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" I'll never wear it, buy a new supply. *_*_*_* The title of this very interesting and education poem reads " number one!" Interpreted for you means "More to Come" I have this "goofy" friend that sent me this, Her name I'll kindly dismiss *_*_*_* Created 'cause I needed to laugh.........  ConSue *_*_*_* "I take no responsibility for this write. All blame goes to "Word." When I exited, I saved all the changes, this is what came out............ all backward! *_*_*_* *Wordless Smiles* May 7, 2010 [comments] => 6 [counter] => 219 [topic] => 7 [informant] => lovingcritters [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 20 [ratings] => 4 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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