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[sid] => 15426
[catid] => 1
[aid] => Mick
[title] => Angels and Djinni
[time] => 2003-04-01 20:41:19
[hometext] => A poem about the real Islamic faith, not the one they tell you about on tv.
[bodytext] => Fire, fire, save my baby,
maybe you could wave the navy over to the pool of gravy that we feed our dogs. Once upon a grand old while, sit right there and stay awhile, this rant will go on for miles. Let’s start here. We’re lost. I wished upon a shooting star But it went out ‘fore it went far And now we’re stuck in boiling tar, Raping the U.N.. I lie down in a parking lot. Thank you, lord, that hit the spot And now my mind will worry not. Arma-get-it-on. Parking cones and parking drakes Fought over the parking breaks And parking broke what parking makes, Back to what I said. The king of seas and king of Jews Fought Allah, lord of Muslim views, But cried when he found out the news That his dad was dead. The sun king held his Trusted’s hand And thrust his word onto the land With reprimand, naval command Yelled “Hail to the Celts.” The druid wars for eons wrought To sunder ali baba’s plot To break apart his neighbor’s lots And smother him with welts. So where do all these paths collide? In the desert, you can’t hide, For Satan searches far and wide To see which side he’s on. The crossroads fork the Cross, and torque the loss caused by our mighty boss into two parts of equal loss of knowledge to a gun. This story really has no plot, But this old rant has hit the spot. I’m sure that there’s more I forgot, But then again, hey, maybe not. You take the lessoned I’ve bestowed, And listen well to what I’ve told And bend it to fit your own mold And maybe weigh your weight in gold. [comments] => 1 [counter] => 183 [topic] => 11 [informant] => Butterat_Zool [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 5 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => ChristianPoetry )
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