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[sid] => 149336
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[aid] => mick
[title] => Teacher's Lunch
[time] => 2009-04-23 15:54:10
[hometext] => the neighbor had an assignmet to write a poem about a disqusting 4 course meal and after helping...(okay doing the whole thing) this is what we came up with
[bodytext] => There once was a teacher I hated this creature so I came up with a diabolical plan I would feed her a dinner That she'd always remember Oh what a wonderful scheme There would be spiders and bugs And all kinds of slugs So here's how it all began I'd start with a salad so putrid and vile You'd swear it was made of vomitous bile Oh wouldn't it be grand? Next comes the soup with worms for noodles And meat made out of little poodles Then comes the best part For the main dish I would feed her A hairy rat from the sewer Topped with honey and cheese Then for dessert She'd hit pay dirt With an icecream of mud And slobber galore Well she won't be teaching me anymore [comments] => 2 [counter] => 982 [topic] => 58 [informant] => desolantdreamer [notes] => Please do not comment on your own work. Your comment on this poem has been removed. You can submit a request to the edit / delete forum if you wish to have something edited. Thank you. Moderator_18 Aug 20, 2010 [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => limericks )
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