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[aid] => mick
[title] => On News of a Double Hernia .
[time] => 2009-03-27 07:52:59
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[bodytext] => I met Christ at breakfast this morning, in that greasy spoon across from the Health Center. Introduced himself to me. Even threw a quick blessing my way after I passed him the ketchup he asked for. Yeah, thought it funny at first. Him looking as he did, short blond hair no beard, handlebar mustache a distinct South Brooklyn draw, but I wasn't about to anger him asking for picture I.D. So I asked him to thank his old man next time he ran into him for me. Tell Him the guy you just gave the double hernia to, sends his regards. He'll know who you mean . He's been screwing with me for years now Over something I did Though for the love of me, I can't remember what. [comments] => 1 [counter] => 179 [topic] => 25 [informant] => fanniesson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 5 [ratings] => 2 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => MiscPoems )
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