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[title] => My Version Of Mr.L.H
[time] => 2008-05-14 06:11:22
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[bodytext] => If I were a carpenter I would build me a house Of straw I would secretly plant a rubber bone For that ole’ wolf I would hang it over on my porch With a piece of meat stored within While that ole’ wolf thinks he have A treat He’ll chew, chew, chew I’ll escape out my back door If that house is blown down I’ll build me a house of glass And if that ole’ wolf came to Break my house of glass I’ll hang a ham hock on the porch Rubber of course While he chew and chew I will disappear in the darkness If I were a carpenter I will build me A house of brick I’ll have a peep hole in my front and Back door I’ll peep, I’ll peep for that old bad Wolf While that ‘ole wolf chew, chew I hang a steak on the front porch with The flavor of chicken Rubber of course He will chew and chew If that ole’ wolf tries to huff and puff To blow my house of bricks down His jaws will be so tired all he can do Is lay out on the floor I’ll open my door and tell that Ole’ bad wolf Come here you ole’ bad wolf Who you be? Coming around huffing and a Puffing Blowing your rubber breath on My houses Laughing and feeling so proud Cause you blew my houses down Making me run and duct in all Those dark corners Slipping, sliding and hiding In all the wrong places Until that goat kick me in the Behind Hey you ole’ wolf By any chance is you that old Dude Name L.H Bu From down in the foggy bottoms, Swamps and trees and calling yourself Old L.H.Bu Hey ‘ole wolf you sure put me in The mind of that old dude In disguise With false teeth and all Hey, you lost your bottom teeth Pickin up Making all those little bug Eyed ugly babies Like flies they swarm Bearing your mark on their heads So, if I were a carpenter I’ll built You pen For you and your crew Fiction [comments] => 1 [counter] => 180 [topic] => 7 [informant] => honey56 [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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