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[sid] => 142151
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[aid] => mick
[title] => Keep Your Blinds Closed!
[time] => 2008-05-05 12:39:47
[hometext] => There are a few lewd references in here, so if you are under 18 or offended easily, do not read this!
[bodytext] => A pinpoint of light It roused me from sleep Apparently I was Not slumbering too deep It came from my window Between vinyl blinds It was drawn to my eye And into my mind So I tossed off my blanket And slipped on my slippers Needless to say I was not feeling chipper Then I threw up my blinds And what did I see? My lesbian neighbors Naked! In front of me! Watching them make love Was not my intention But that pinpoint of light was divine intervention! At that very moment I ceased all my pout The pulled down my pj's And I rubbed one out! But just like always I didn't fail To screw it all up When I let out a wail It must have been loud Cuz they suddenly turned I tried to duck down How red my face burned! "Oh crap! Did they see me?" I thought with a pang And in a few moments My doorbell rang! But I didn't answer The ringing did stop "We saw you, you pervert! We're calling the cops!" It was then that I panicked They knew I did gawk Then I heard jumbled static Of a walkie-talk Again rang the doorbell And it was the fuzz So I answered my door With my head all a buzz "You're under arrest!" So I asked what for "These girls caught you staring from your second floor!" I tried to protest But it was no use They put cuffs on me With a bit of abuse Down to the station They drove this poor soul Took pictures and prints And searched my bung hole Released the next day My backside was tender And officially I was Now a sex offender! So to all of you guys Who would do the same too Just keep your blinds closed Or this may happen to you! [comments] => 4 [counter] => 322 [topic] => 7 [informant] => jesusofholland [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 5 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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