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Array ( [sid] => 14001 [catid] => 1 [aid] => Mick [title] => Batman and Briana [time] => 2003-03-09 21:20:00 [hometext] => The Caped Crusader considers his options. [bodytext] => It was a turn-down day in the Bat Cave,
Robin was refusing to behave,
"Listen, Batguy, I'm 32 years old,
My entire life is still on hold,
I got no medical benefits or 401K,
So what have you got to say?"
Batman told Robin to get a grip,
He was going to get a pink slip,
And in walked Briana from Santa Ana,
She was blond, beautiful, really something to see,
Looked like the head cheerleader from USC,
Exit Robin, cryin' and sobbin,'
He cleaned out his Bat Locker,
Eventually becoming a punk rocker. [comments] => 6 [counter] => 171 [topic] => 7 [informant] => WillBerry [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )

Batman and Briana

Contributed by WillBerry on Sunday, 9th March 2003 @ 09:20:00 PM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry

It was a turn-down day in the Bat Cave,
Robin was refusing to behave,
"Listen, Batguy, I'm 32 years old,
My entire life is still on hold,
I got no medical benefits or 401K,
So what have you got to say?"
Batman told Robin to get a grip,
He was going to get a pink slip,
And in walked Briana from Santa Ana,
She was blond, beautiful, really something to see,
Looked like the head cheerleader from USC,
Exit Robin, cryin' and sobbin,'
He cleaned out his Bat Locker,
Eventually becoming a punk rocker.

Copyright © WillBerry ... [ 2003-03-09 21:20:00]
(Date/Time posted on site)

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Re: Batman and Briana (User Rating: 1 )
by wolfflow on Monday, 17th March 2003 @ 12:56:00 PM AEST
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rofl, class sheer class

Re: Batman and Briana (User Rating: 1 )
by ladyfawn on Monday, 17th March 2003 @ 06:25:28 PM AEST
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roflmao! cool:P

Re: Batman and Briana (User Rating: 1 )
by WillBerry on Tuesday, 18th March 2003 @ 08:33:46 AM AEST
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wolfflow,
well thank you - 'class' is not a word usually associated with my stuff -
Will

Re: Batman and Briana (User Rating: 1 )
by WillBerry on Tuesday, 18th March 2003 @ 08:36:00 AM AEST
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ladyfawn,
thank you for 'cool' - at my age that means a lot,
Will

Re: Batman and Briana (User Rating: 1 )
by karoody on Friday, 21st March 2003 @ 04:36:23 PM AEST
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lol....a creative story. i needed this laugh today, thankyou.
kara

Re: Batman and Briana (User Rating: 1 )
by WillBerry on Friday, 21st March 2003 @ 07:31:48 PM AEST
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kara -
that's what I'm here for -
Will

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