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[aid] => mick
[title] => somebody take my picture, quick!
[time] => 2007-11-22 04:05:31
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[bodytext] => somebody take my picture, quick! right now kathy’s upstairs baking something. i don’t know what it is, but the recipe calls for whiskey. she asked me to get it for her, so i dug a bottle of Jack Daniels out of the liquor cabinet. it’s right now sitting on top of the desk in front of me, along with my reading glasses and some poems i just finished. it’d make a great picture… the hard-drinking and harder-living poet, knocking off the poems and the JD with equal skill. a great picture. take it now. take it now and i’ll sign it for you. take it now and i’ll give you twenty bucks to go away. take it now before you go upstairs and take that other picture… you know the one… me, in an apron, taking cookies from the oven. [comments] => 2 [counter] => 190 [topic] => 43 [informant] => JohnYamrus [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => oops )
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