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[aid] => mick
[title] => Drag racing
[time] => 2007-11-21 01:45:21
[hometext] => This is a fictional poem
[bodytext] => The car I bought wasn't as fast as the previous owner said. I'm going to kick his *** and give him some serious wounds to his head. I raced the car last night and I bet the pink slip. The other guy blew me off the road, what a jip. When he demanded my keys, he and I had some words. I told him to go to hell and then I gave him the bird. He has big muscles as well as a car that's fast. When I gave him the finger, he kicked my ***. I put bruises on his hands when he put bruises on my face. That's the last time that I'll drag race. [comments] => 0 [counter] => 270 [topic] => 7 [informant] => randyjohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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