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[sid] => 137289
[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => That damn two cents!
[time] => 2007-09-13 22:16:04
[hometext] => This is a fictional poem
[bodytext] => I had to pay two cents to the post office because of you. Now opening a can of whoop *** is what I'm going to have to do. It really makes me mad because money doesn't grow on trees. I would rather have had my privates cut off than to part with those two pennies. You put a thirty-nine cent stamp on the envelope because you forgot that postage has been increased. There should be a law against what you did because I would call the police. When I cussed you out, you had the nerve to call me a creep. Just because I didn't want to part with two cents, you said that I'm cheap. [comments] => 1 [counter] => 185 [topic] => 7 [informant] => randyjohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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