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[sid] => 137020
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[aid] => mick
[title] => He took a toke
[time] => 2007-08-29 00:54:48
[hometext] => This is a fictional poem
[bodytext] => I sold my cousin some poison ivy but I told him that it was pot. When he started itching, he regretted what he bought. He rolled up a joint and took a toke. When he didn't get high, many of my bones got broke. I learned a valuable lesson as I looked at my bruises, cuts and scars. Never try to pass poison ivy off as pot if the guy is bigger than you are. [comments] => 0 [counter] => 191 [topic] => 7 [informant] => randyjohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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