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[sid] => 136411
[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => Bumble Bee
[time] => 2007-08-02 00:10:34
[hometext] => This is a fictional poem
[bodytext] => My damn wife did something awful to me. She gave me a sandwich that contained a bumble bee. When I took a bite, I got the shock of my life. It was then that I realized that I have a ***** for a wife. She did this just because I slept with her sister. For some reason it really ****** her. She somehow thinks that what I did was wrong. If she gets mad about adultery, how will she handle a real problem when it comes along? She thinks I'm a jerk just because I don't feel remorse. Can you believe that her mother actually suggested a divorce? [comments] => 1 [counter] => 204 [topic] => 7 [informant] => randyjohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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