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[sid] => 135438
[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => The wrong finger
[time] => 2007-06-22 00:15:38
[hometext] => This is a fictional poem
[bodytext] => I've been beaten up over twenty times when I tried to hitch rides. I always used the wrong finger and the people had my hide. I accidentally used my middle finger instead of my thumb. I've been beaten senseless many times because I'm so dumb. People tell me that I should be able to tell the two fingers apart. I dropped out of school in Kindergarten, maybe that's why I'm not smart. When I got the crap out of me yesterday, it made me hurl. It was very embarrassing to be beaten up by a six year old girl. When I told my mom about this, she let out a great big chuckle. Those people kicked my *** but at least I did bruise their knuckles. [comments] => 1 [counter] => 163 [topic] => 7 [informant] => randyjohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 6 [ratings] => 2 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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