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[aid] => mick
[title] => Smart Princess
[time] => 2007-06-14 08:49:40
[hometext] => Am I any good a humor poetry? You be the judge.
[bodytext] => The princess sat at the edge of her lake Enjoy the beautiful day Enjoy a piece of cake When a frog jumped her way. Said the frog, “Fair Princess, O woe is I! A witch cast her spell on me I was a prince, I do not lie! Now I’m a frog, you can clearly see But I know a way to remove my spell A way you’ll surely want to hear Just one kiss from a fair maiden, and well! I’d be a prince again, my dear! We’ll move to my kingdom and live with my mother (The queen of the land of Selltingernife) And you’ll cook all my meals and bear my children and make clothes for my brother And be my happy, faithful, gracious wife!” Later that night the princess did eat The best frog legs ever she did know And said with a laugh and a kick of her feet “ I don’t friggin' think so!” [comments] => 1 [counter] => 176 [topic] => 7 [informant] => Dimes [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 0 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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