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Array ( [sid] => 13385 [catid] => 1 [aid] => Mick [title] => the gastronemeterologinacoliticizist [time] => 2003-02-26 19:35:00 [hometext] => if you don't know what that is it's a crazy dude that writes autobiographies of the devil's spirit inside him's voice/decision control problems and his thoughts which are evil... [bodytext] => one day "he" was driving down the road and said "cockroach!!!!!" and he did not know why,
so he wrote it down in his note book,
here's how it goes,
cockroach,what does it mean?
Cockroach,what have i seen?
COckroach, im going insane,
COCkroach, what is wrong with me?
COCKroach, wipe my mouth clean,
COCKRoach, what am I saying?
COCKROach,what do i do?
COCKROAch, help me through,
COCKROACh, what to do?
COCKROACH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH,
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH,
IM SORRY ITS THE END!! BAM!! [comments] => 2 [counter] => 163 [topic] => 43 [informant] => kickass [notes] => [ihome] => 1 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => oops )

the gastronemeterologinacoliticizist

Contributed by kickass on Wednesday, 26th February 2003 @ 07:35:00 PM in AEST
Topic: oops

one day "he" was driving down the road and said "cockroach!!!!!" and he did not know why,
so he wrote it down in his note book,
here's how it goes,
cockroach,what does it mean?
Cockroach,what have i seen?
COckroach, im going insane,
COCkroach, what is wrong with me?
COCKroach, wipe my mouth clean,
COCKRoach, what am I saying?
COCKROach,what do i do?
COCKROAch, help me through,
COCKROACh, what to do?
COCKROACH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH,
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH,
IM SORRY ITS THE END!! BAM!!

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Re: the gastronemeterologinacoliticizist (User Rating: 1 )
by Wrybod on Saturday, 1st March 2003 @ 02:29:01 PM AEST
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Let all and sundry who encroach
upon the humble cockeroach
take care lthey do not steal and poach
the humble food of the cockeroach
who then must find his house and broach
HIS larder.......... for the cockeroach

So do not take his name in vain
that pathway only leads to pain
he'll in the end drive you insane
when he doth come to your domain
to steal from you again and again
and again and again and again

Re: the gastronemeterologinacoliticizist (User Rating: 1 )
by LadyDama on Sunday, 2nd March 2003 @ 04:12:53 AM AEST
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:::laughing out loud::
the devil? how proud
sounds as if this man
hit his head with a pan
and lives inside of a cloud...
Great poem and great comment, Wrybod)
blessings...

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