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[sid] => 130131
[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => You hit the sauce and the floor
[time] => 2007-01-04 13:56:38
[hometext] => This is a fictional poem
[bodytext] => You hit the sauce every night and you get drunk. When this happens, you turn into a punk. You become intoxicated and then you challenge people to fight. You think you can win but they always punch out your lights. A man beat you up when you pinched his wife's butt and I'd never seen so much blood. When you tried to fight my friend, I kicked your *** and threw you in some mud. As you laid in the mud, you started crying. If I said that you took it like a man, I'd be lying. When you get drunk, you stagger and you fight like a slug. You've spent so much time on the floor that you ought to be a rug. [comments] => 1 [counter] => 178 [topic] => 7 [informant] => randyjohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 3 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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