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Array ( [sid] => 129413 [catid] => 1 [aid] => mick [title] => The Prayer of the Fake Wealthy Philanthropist [time] => 2006-12-14 22:06:35 [hometext] => if ANYONE has a suggestion for better title, please share. [bodytext] => Dear God
Please watch over the broken
The downtrodden and the poor
The victims of war who live in squalor
Fill me with the grace to help them
And please don't let the wind
Blow my grande no-whip frappuccino
Off the roof of my Lexus
While I light my cigarette.
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The Prayer of the Fake Wealthy Philanthropist

Contributed by scott on Thursday, 14th December 2006 @ 10:06:35 PM in AEST
Topic: sarcasticpoetry



Dear God
Please watch over the broken
The downtrodden and the poor
The victims of war who live in squalor
Fill me with the grace to help them
And please don't let the wind
Blow my grande no-whip frappuccino
Off the roof of my Lexus
While I light my cigarette.




Copyright © scott ... [ 2006-12-14 22:06:35]
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Re: The Prayer of the Fake Wealthy Philanthropist (User Rating: 1 )
by MisfitMe on Thursday, 14th December 2006 @ 11:33:28 PM AEST
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ROFLMAO!!! I'm not usually into such cynicism, but I dug the sarcasm here. Right on...write on...

BigLoveMuchPeace,
MisfitMe

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Re: The Prayer of the Fake Wealthy Philanthropist (User Rating: 1 )
by glassicallyunsuperficial on Friday, 15th December 2006 @ 02:48:26 AM AEST
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how 'bout: "What the superficial philanthropist prayed last night"
the poem is great, the sacarsm's there.
Great write!

cheers,
-glass




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