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[sid] => 129064
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[aid] => mick
[title] => Lost.
[time] => 2006-12-05 14:45:39
[hometext] => My Gran had a dog called Losty. It's dead now but I don't think it will mind me publishing this. It's not libellous. And gosh, he's a dead dog what's he going to do? Sue?
[bodytext] => Like my Gran’s dog Losty When he loses the whys in life. Walking in and finding your house has been decorated With invisible paint, And you trip over the metaphysical hamster, Which fell in and struggled for hours With whether it existed, Or not. And if it did, was there any point That wasn’t covered in paint. Decided, Somewhat like Descartes He thought therefore he was On a higher intellectual plane Than the average hamster, And was fleeing to Oxford To write a thesis on My Gran’s dog Entitled Lost. Why? [comments] => 0 [counter] => 165 [topic] => 7 [informant] => faiton [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 4 [ratings] => 2 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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