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[aid] => Mick
[title] => Mary Had a Little Man
[time] => 2003-02-18 11:20:00
[hometext] => An adapted version of Mary had a Little Lamb
I thought I had better throw some humor back on this page..... [bodytext] => Mary had a little man Little man, Little man Mary had a little man his hair was golden brown And everywhere that Mary went Mary went, Mary went Everywhere that Mary went that man was sure to go He stood outside her window sill Window sill, window sill He stood outside her window sill, as Mary changed her socks He tried to take her picture next Picture next, picture next He tried to take her picture next and was thrown in jail Mary got a restraining order Restraining order, restraining order Mary got a restraining order from this little man He followed her to school one day School one day, School one day He followed her to school one day and Mary called the cops He writes her lots of letters now Letters now, letters now He writes her lots of letters now, from his prison cell Mary has a little man Little man, little man Mary has a little man, who should be banned from girls [comments] => 3 [counter] => 237 [topic] => 7 [informant] => LJ [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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