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He had been in quite a fix,
Fortunately, Gracie did everything right,
Mostly by being able to drive at night.....
An old codger named Rodger,
Ran into Herman, the germinated German,
And dense Gene, the repeating joke machine,
They tried with all of their might,
But put together,
They were still only half-bright......
Now an old Texan I know,
Couldn't remember the Alamo,
His doctor, 2-gun, 10-gallon Chisum,
Pronounced him in a state of advanced cootism.
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Caution: Good Old Boys Ahead

Contributed by WillBerry on Monday, 17th February 2003 @ 10:20:00 PM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry

Emil Sprat got remarried at 86,
He had been in quite a fix,
Fortunately, Gracie did everything right,
Mostly by being able to drive at night.....
An old codger named Rodger,
Ran into Herman, the germinated German,
And dense Gene, the repeating joke machine,
They tried with all of their might,
But put together,
They were still only half-bright......
Now an old Texan I know,
Couldn't remember the Alamo,
His doctor, 2-gun, 10-gallon Chisum,
Pronounced him in a state of advanced cootism.

Copyright © WillBerry ... [ 2003-02-17 22:20:00]
(Date/Time posted on site)

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Re: Caution: Good Old Boys Ahead (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Monday, 17th February 2003 @ 10:28:54 PM AEST
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Charming....
Simply charming! :)
Angel always....
God speed!

Re: Caution: Good Old Boys Ahead (User Rating: 1 )
by Jenni_Kalicharan on Monday, 17th February 2003 @ 10:39:26 PM AEST
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Hehehe...great write....keep them coming, Will
Jenni

Re: Caution: Good Old Boys Ahead (User Rating: 1 )
by WillBerry on Tuesday, 18th February 2003 @ 08:59:46 AM AEST
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Joni -
Thank you so much for your comments. I'll post something this week besides 'senior bashing' -something for the ladies.
Will

Re: Caution: Good Old Boys Ahead (User Rating: 1 )
by WillBerry on Tuesday, 18th February 2003 @ 09:01:56 AM AEST
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Jenni -
Oh, indeed I shall. Something special for the ladies next time.
And thank you,
Will

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