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[sid] => 127433
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[aid] => mick
[title] => Sporting leg end
[time] => 2006-10-26 14:48:50
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[bodytext] => Golf is a game I could never play, Even if I had lessons every day, And at snooker with a the ball, I always looked the fool, At baseball they put me at short stop, But the basic rules I could not kop, Whilst at cricket I was put at point, But that knackered all my joints. Tried diving off the top board, Lost my trunks, oh Lord, And skating was not good on ice, Hurt my butt and broke me arm twice. So I guess I知 not a sporting one, I値l stay real close to me mum, And if you want to see me, I値l be the one in front of TV. [comments] => 1 [counter] => 201 [topic] => 7 [informant] => jonted [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 5 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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