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[sid] => 126978
[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => Abducted
[time] => 2006-10-16 07:25:07
[hometext] => This is a fictional poem
[bodytext] => Aliens thought they were getting an intelligent being when they abducted Charlie. But they didn't know that he's as stupid as he can be. They saw that they made a mistake when he started to talk. Charlie said when he watches Columbo, he believes that America was discovered by Peter Falk. He told them that he put his tongue on a telephone pole in January and it got stuck. They quickly saw that abducting him was a decision that sucked. They returned Charlie to Earth because just listening to him caused them great pain. They want a specimen who actually has a brain. [comments] => 1 [counter] => 215 [topic] => 7 [informant] => randyjohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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