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[sid] => 126903
[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => Pranks a lot
[time] => 2006-10-14 08:03:12
[hometext] => This is a fictional poem
[bodytext] => You smashed my house with a bulldozer as a prank. Then I ran over your cars with a tank. We started playing pranks on each other when we were ten. Now we're in our thirties but we keep doing it again and again. I should've known you were playing a prank when you made me a cup of tea. It wasn't made with water, it was made with pee. I rented a plane and flew it through the sky. Then I flew over your property and dusted your crops with lye. You hid your car in my barn and told the police that I stole it. When they slapped the cuffs on me, I had a fit. I'm bound to get you when I get loose. We'd be better off if we called a truce. [comments] => 1 [counter] => 229 [topic] => 7 [informant] => randyjohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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