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[sid] => 126037
[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => Pursued
[time] => 2006-09-21 09:41:09
[hometext] => This is a fictional poem
[bodytext] => When I was being pursued by a bisexual man, I told him that I'm straight. I told him that men are people who I do not date. He pursued me every single day. No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't get him to go away. He has very little luck when he dates women and even worse luck with men. I told him I wasn't interested but he came back again and again. He followed me everywhere I went, even across the Mexican border. I finally got fed up and got a restraining order. He decided to get revenge because I didn't return his feelings. He put a skunk in my house and a bucket of oil over my door and this wasn't appealing. That was the last straw, I finally kicked his ***. I confined him to a hospital bed and that was the last time I was harassed. Later he started pursuing my brother, he even went to his house in the nude. That guy spent even more time eating hospital food. [comments] => 1 [counter] => 159 [topic] => 7 [informant] => randyjohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 2 [ratings] => 2 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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