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[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => Situations
[time] => 2006-08-27 19:32:16
[hometext] => A poem that almost defines the life of a free spending, working class man who starts compromising his lifestyle because he has begun to run out of money. please enjoy
[bodytext] => Situations Situation is such Bank statement Laughs at me Calls me broke Debt rising like an infectious Disease Life killing me From chicken twice a week To boiled broccoli and spinach everyday Reason given is health reasons Socks are stinking Costly ointment too much of a luxury Mosquitoes squealing To emphasize my emotion Daily shopping Flashy credit card Destination Sainsbury’s Life seemed to taste better Loose change only option to buy bread now Tescos is deemed a treat Ring Ring Mrs Calling Stuck in traffic darling You know the motorway Ill be home soon Overtime with the bosses secretary Was rewarding Affording a coffee Is now impossible How about we make something at home honey You know how I like home cooked food. I hope I am not being rude But may I just have the tea bag? I mean we could re-use them Tomorrow for breakfast, I am sure you won’t mind. Thank you. [comments] => 1 [counter] => 209 [topic] => 7 [informant] => crazyn [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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