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[aid] => mick
[title] => Ladies man
[time] => 2006-07-17 07:24:02
[hometext] => This is a fictional poem
[bodytext] => I came home early one day and saw my wife in bed with another man. I grabbed my shotgun and you should've saw how fast he ran. I immediately got a divorce and married somebody new. But I came home one day and found her in bed with that man too. I threw him through the window and he got cut by the glass. A big shard of it got stuck up his ***. I married a third time and I caught her and that same man in bed. I made my german shepherds attack him and I let my mule kick him in the head. I reluctantly decided to marry wife number four. But I caught her with the same man like the times I did before. This man is someone I've always hated. I had all I could take so I grabbed a knife and now he's been castrated. [comments] => 0 [counter] => 144 [topic] => 7 [informant] => randyjohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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