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[aid] => mick
[title] => Hi, My Name Is Fred..
[time] => 2006-05-26 07:59:38
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[bodytext] => Hi, my name is Fred I said. Yes it’s Fred, lets go to bed. I wont touch you, you wont touch me. Oops I think that’s a peepee! Now I will brush your hair. Brush it well so it wont snare. I live well, look at this tummy. MmMmm food, yes its so yummy. My shoes are shiny much like your hair. But my shoes are better. They are so rare. Shine my shoes! They like to be squeaked. Ut oh! Watch your canister, it has leaked! Now feed me! I am starved. Much like that pumpkin, pruned and carved. Watch my cat. It is so fat. Put on this hat. No! Not like that. Time for your bath! Clean to the tips. Now get in, bubbles to your hips. Bubbles, and soap. Ducks and rope. Don’t eat the soap, I hope! Nope, you ate it. Too bad, duckie never made it! Look at this! It’s half past NOW! It’s been so long. Geez, wow! Well I think we’re done. Done for today. See your tomorrow! Bring the cheese spray! [comments] => 1 [counter] => 160 [topic] => 43 [informant] => ham323 [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => oops )
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