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[title] => Animal Magic Goes Gay, Sometimes
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[bodytext] => Dogs, cats and alligators All have four legs Do they? Yes Snakes, worms and millipedes All have one big leg They are a boneless leg But the millipede has Little legs Hanging off it's one big leg and It doesn't really realise Bats, birds and flies Spy on little creatures And chew them out of the gutter And they live life of Riley O'Reilly. Oh really? Ole! My favourite bug is a ladybird They are red and spotty I love `em I love watching them mate Ladybirds with ladybirds Lesbian bug action on a small leaf Lucky leaf, lucky ladybirds, lucky lesbians Some trees are gay; Like whales and Scotland, They like to introduce jolly same sex sex Through a partnership funnel in their Aesophagus, and expel a big bell Ding dong! A mighty bell sounds all morning Celebrating a special fruit bond Going off the rails; A big brown bear eats my only carpet Wolves chew my china I lost all my peanuts in a whale's fat mouth Rivers of broken dreams flooded my house Filling my conciousness with thoughts of childhood Particularly that one time in Cheddar Gorge When a giant daddy longlegs swallowed my father For fun or whatever reason; seasoned by dead dad The daddy long-legs flew away to be gay, Leaving me an orphan in a big scarey cave That's what I thought of As I stared at my flooded carpet And my flooded conciousness Swelled to the size of a spherical sea Full of natural sponges Filled with dolphins and endorphins Mermaids aroused me with their flippers Oh God, thankyou and goodnight [comments] => 5 [counter] => 274 [topic] => 43 [informant] => vitamin_joe [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 9 [ratings] => 2 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => oops )
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