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[sid] => 118745
[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => teef
[time] => 2006-04-21 12:45:01
[hometext] => Downhome 'southern humor' as only those in the hills of Kentuck can do it :)!**********
[bodytext] => teef are made fur chewin’ but there are leeks spewin’ if yore chawin’ ‘baccies good and yore spittin’ as one should so what if some splat on the floor dey say it stains yore teef but no more than hog’s feet ’Tain’t sumptin to promote like lawn moors of billy goat or purdy screens in da door yore teef may turn yellow in town dere’s a fellow who claims he can clean yore mouth ’tis a pity that it’s Ralph and he likes torturing galore God gav us teef to eat (e’rybody likes sweet) so dey fall out now and den ya don’t have to smile my friend e’rybody knows youse is poor whod want to keep teef white enough to shine like light dey say yellow’s natural dentists’ jus want teef to pull rich want to keep teef like before like children our teef fall but dats da good Lord’s call He’d a glued dem in real well if deys meant to last a spell we ain’t ta bye dem in a store teef are made fur chewin’ modern times are brewin’ to make dem last forever but dey can pain ya brother don’t cha see dat man anymore [comments] => 2 [counter] => 231 [topic] => 7 [informant] => sillysal [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 4 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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