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was once sold in California.
(It’s made in Seattle, Washington.)
Folks can drink soda for fun!
Avery’s Beverages---pink Dog Drool,
aqua Toxic Slime and green Swamp Juice—
are Halloween beverages quite cool.

Kitty Piddle comes in a bottle …
Sodagusting I dare not swallow.
Spittoon Drippings shouldn’t be for sale!
Where do these things come from? In the mail!
Boodelicious may appeal to men
just as Fruitdolaloom draws women.
Colors look strange … taste gritty, grim.

Tasteful parties wouldn’t dare have these:
Piglet Cooties and What’s In A Sneeze.
Sodalicious or disgusting … ugh …
and don’t tell Momma they’re on her rug!
Vampire Juice is rich, deep, scarlet red,
Snot What You Think is a little green,
but the black drink is Bugs From Your Head.

***Some authentic soft drinks and companies according to an article in The Bend Bulletin, Bend, Oregon, Nov. 20th, 2005, section D, page 10. [comments] => 4 [counter] => 240 [topic] => 7 [informant] => sillysal [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )

Sodalicious or Disgusting

Contributed by sillysal on Friday, 24th March 2006 @ 10:04:32 PM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry

Jones’ Turkey and Gravy soda
was once sold in California.
(It’s made in Seattle, Washington.)
Folks can drink soda for fun!
Avery’s Beverages---pink Dog Drool,
aqua Toxic Slime and green Swamp Juice—
are Halloween beverages quite cool.

Kitty Piddle comes in a bottle …
Sodagusting I dare not swallow.
Spittoon Drippings shouldn’t be for sale!
Where do these things come from? In the mail!
Boodelicious may appeal to men
just as Fruitdolaloom draws women.
Colors look strange … taste gritty, grim.

Tasteful parties wouldn’t dare have these:
Piglet Cooties and What’s In A Sneeze.
Sodalicious or disgusting … ugh …
and don’t tell Momma they’re on her rug!
Vampire Juice is rich, deep, scarlet red,
Snot What You Think is a little green,
but the black drink is Bugs From Your Head.

***Some authentic soft drinks and companies according to an article in The Bend Bulletin, Bend, Oregon, Nov. 20th, 2005, section D, page 10.

Copyright Â© sillysal ... [ 2006-03-24 22:04:32]
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Re: Sodalicious or Disgusting (User Rating: 1 )
by Essentially9 on Friday, 24th March 2006 @ 10:14:41 PM AEST
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and here in the south its good to know that everything is called coke. perhaps these were the reasons...=] this was a fun write, and one of the first ones that actually seemed quite original. i liked some of the word changes in this especially.

Re: Sodalicious or Disgusting (User Rating: 1 )
by SmileSkinDeep on Friday, 24th March 2006 @ 10:28:51 PM AEST
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I think it would be incredibly fun to try some of those, just to see what it would actually taste like....maybe it really does taste the way it sounds, after all they have booger flavored jelly beans. (original) Great write!

~April

Re: Sodalicious or Disgusting (User Rating: 1 )
by brokenwings on Sunday, 26th March 2006 @ 02:20:37 PM AEST
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some sound quite interesting.. but some sound very disgusting..

Re: Sodalicious or Disgusting (User Rating: 1 )
by vitamin_joe on Tuesday, 9th May 2006 @ 10:37:33 AM AEST
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cool! very informative. 'dog drool' sounds delicious... where can I get hold of some! urrrrr...

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