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[aid] => mick
[title] => The Incredible Bulk
[time] => 2006-03-09 10:12:11
[hometext] => Inspired by the Incredible Hulk
[bodytext] => Three years ago I got zapped by gamma radiation. It didn't kill me but it did cause a mutation. My muscles grow huge and I rip right out of my shirts. If people mess with me, they're going to get hurt. A man laughed at me because I'm so slim. My skin turned green and I beat the crap out of him. Another man held me at gunpoint, he seriously lacked charm. I turned into the monster and tore off his arms. This monster is a nightmare but it came in handy when I got a visit from my mother-in-law. She comes to my house every Friday and points out my flaws. I turned huge and green and threw her through a wall. Since then, she's decided not to come over at all. My wife and I go to bed after we drop our clothes to the floor. I change into the monster and she says I become a better lover than I was before. Scientists are hard at work trying to find a cure. I want to be free of the monster but when I see door to door salesmen, I'm not so sure. George Bush said he's not afraid of me even though I turn big and stout. But when I changed in front of him, he wet his pants and passed out. I hope a cure can be found that will set me free. But in the meantime I can get even with people who pick on me. [comments] => 2 [counter] => 150 [topic] => 7 [informant] => randyjohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 9 [ratings] => 2 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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