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[sid] => 115742
[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => 50 years older
[time] => 2006-03-03 08:44:57
[hometext] => This is a fictional poem
[bodytext] => At my age, a man wants to settle down with a mate. I'll never forgive my brother for finding me a date. When my brother introduced me to this lady, he told me to hold her. But I couldn't because she's 50 years older. I'm being harassed by this woman who is eighty. I was happy until I was introduced to this lady. My brother told me to date her and not make a fuss. I have nothing against older women but this is ridiculous. My brother told her that I put rolled up socks in my pants. It's not true but she said she'll tell everyone if I don't give her a chance. She follows me everywhere, even across the mexican border. Will I be able to stop her with a restraining order? [comments] => 0 [counter] => 173 [topic] => 7 [informant] => randyjohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 5 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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