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[aid] => mick
[title] => Incompetent Doctor
[time] => 2005-09-22 15:32:34
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[bodytext] => I'm an incompetent Doctor, yes it's true. If you become my patient, chances are I'll lose you. My life is always up in smoke. Because of the lawsuits, I'm broke. I accidentally gave type O blood to a man who needed type B. His family ordered their two doberman's to attack me, They chewed on my face and ripped up my Armani suit. Before the scars, I was actually cute. When I operated on a man, I accidentally sewed a surgical instrument inside of him. His family beat me with baseball bats when I told them. Last week I operated on George Bush and I lost him too. I thought people would be mad but instead they said "thank you". [comments] => 2 [counter] => 180 [topic] => 7 [informant] => Randyjohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 8 [ratings] => 2 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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