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YPDC for Dummies.
Contributed by
remote
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Tuesday, 20th September 2005 @ 11:05:18 AM in AEST
Topic:
poets
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Mind your language
never use words like:
' ' ' ' and ' '
for children visit this site.
Even if they were to find them out
let it not be through you.
Don't vandalise any poet's work
that include mine too
Don't get too personal (with your attacks)
For this is a wired world,
and we may have issues about
getting personal too.
Leave five comments for every poem you post,
better if you post, on half the poems you read
it would be real noble of you to leave comments on all.
If you enjoyed a poem
don't be shy, say so.
Read all the other poems of that author.
If you thought the poem sucked
be brave and say so,
but don't forget to say why-
for saying that it sucks
makes poets real mad.
For those more tongue tied:
Make use of nice little star thingy
use it anyway,
it should make you feel super cool.
Support the premium members
by reading their poems.
For they keep the ball rolling,
some of their poems are good too.
Contribute cash if you can
and if you cannot:
Right click every ad links
and open them in new page
do that every time
you log on to this site.
Even if you don't need
Cash Advance Loans
If you are a praying types
put in a word or two for
Mick, Amy and Adam
While you are at it
do it for rest of us too.
Keep out of way of the mods
for I am told by a reliable source
they're all on medication
they are not supposed to be on.
Well, not really
they are all trying to their job.
Check into the forums
where you can post,
anything under the sun
well, almost(I tell you they are everywhere).
Check your spallinggs
before submitting your poem.
for bad spaldings gets other poets real mad.
If you think you got all that covered
Share your work.
Don't worry if you are told
that your work really suck
(resist temptations to post such work)
for being a poet you should know
we're all a crazy lot.
Disclaimer:These are just personal interpretations of the YPDC etiquettes, Author is not responsible for any damage to central nervous system or any ecstatic pleasures derived. Readers are advised to read and follow the official site rules. Readers are also encouraged to add to the above list in the comment section below, as many more rules may have been left out.
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Re: YPDC for Dummies.
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by remote on
Tuesday, 20th September 2005 @ 11:06:25 AM AEST
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| Hey remote, you suck, where the heck is the poetry anyway, what kind of [||||||||||||||COMMENT DELETED FOR BEING TOO DUMB, DON'T DO THAT AGAIN, YOUR FRIENDLY NEIGHBOURHOOD MOD|||||||||| I've got a lot more of these||||] |
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Re: YPDC for Dummies.
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by WAE on
Tuesday, 20th September 2005 @ 11:21:21 AM AEST
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Hey J.
Generally I agree with said above. But...
I would post it in forums...
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Re: YPDC for Dummies.
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by Archie on
Tuesday, 20th September 2005 @ 12:50:17 PM AEST
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| Okay I cave, that is a lot of what i would say. and I agree it should be posted in the forum so you can use the poem space for poetry. |
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Re: YPDC for Dummies.
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by brew on
Tuesday, 20th September 2005 @ 06:52:25 PM AEST
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Well, it was cute.....yes, post in forums....this way, no ones.gets HURT>!!!! But, hey, Im just a lonely, lil writer, WHO does spell bad, and type bad. Oh well........lol.
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Re: YPDC for Dummies.
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by MorningDove on
Tuesday, 20th September 2005 @ 10:19:14 PM AEST
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Too unique for words so I just gave you 5 of those lil star thingees. This is posted in exactly the right place because most of us don't visit the forums that much. It is an elitist social club and I gave it up for Lent.
Oh, one more thingee, I don't comment of stupid stuff. I figure they wouldn't like it anyway so why waste my time?????? j/k
Smiles,
Rita |
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Re: YPDC for Dummies.
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by MorningDove on
Tuesday, 20th September 2005 @ 10:19:57 PM AEST
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Too unique for words so I just gave you 5 of those lil star thingees. This is posted in exactly the right place because most of us don't visit the forums that much. It is an elitist social club and I gave it up for Lent.
Oh, one more thingee, I don't comment on stupid stuff. I figure they wouldn't like it anyway so why waste my time and upset them?????? j/k
Smiles,
Rita |
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Re: YPDC for Dummies.
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by Fionndruinne on
Wednesday, 21st September 2005 @ 02:28:25 AM AEST
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Niice.
Actually, I do like it. You've been pretty thorough here. And I disagree as to its being posted in the forums instead of here, for many members don't enter the forums, and most who do know the way of these rules pretty well.
So, on the whole, you'll get stars from me, and I'll kindly overlook that spurious comment as to mods on medications *narrows eyes*
Andrew |
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Re: YPDC for Dummies.
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by Spike on
Wednesday, 21st September 2005 @ 08:14:21 AM AEST
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Brilliant!!!!!! Loved it. A new category perhaps- respectful satire?
YPDC has truly come of age,
Honoured by this wordy sage
Hosting poems in its own rite
[checked by moderator for bad spelunking]
Not just those posted on its site.
(Please be mindful that this site rules!!!)
Spike |
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Re: YPDC for Dummies.
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by gwenevere on
Thursday, 6th October 2005 @ 06:00:39 PM AEST
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| Well said.I totally agree with Rita., Ros |
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