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[sid] => 105731
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[aid] => mick
[title] => Ode to the One-Eyed Monster
[time] => 2005-09-15 01:46:59
[hometext] => I was incredibly bored at school when I wrote this, but it turned out, least in my opinion a lot better than it could have... but read it to the end before presuming what its about.. please
[bodytext] => Tales of my One-eyed monster I love my one-eyed monster, I watch him run to and fro.. My poor little one-eyed monster got cold, when he fell into the snow... After that my one-eyed monster, got himself so very sick.. I stuck into something warm, and that sure did the trick. My crazy one-eyed monster, he'd run and run and run, made himself sick and he threw up, the second he was done. My crazy one-eyed monster, likes to run around, banging his head into the walls.. May look painful to both me and you, but I know hes having a ball. He has a pension for tunnels, as well as other darkened places, also for sitting upon laps, swatting at peoples faces... He sleeps all day, only comes out at night, even then, the mood must be just right.. My wacky one-eyed monster, he's such a crazy beast, standing at attention, ready to receive his feast. He likes to munch upon his food, only when its soft and wet, and only when we are alone, knowing hes a favored pet. So this is the day in the life of my one-eyed monster what did you think of that... I bet you thought I was talkin bout my penis, but I was really talking about my one-eyed cat.. I now know what you're thinking, ooh such tawdry little facts, but if thats the way that your mind works... I'm thinking I'm liking that.. [comments] => 1 [counter] => 305 [topic] => 7 [informant] => Twysted_Fate [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 22 [ratings] => 6 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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