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[aid] => mick
[title] => Jezebel The Cat
[time] => 2005-07-16 05:13:08
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[bodytext] => There was a cat called Jezebel The fairy's they knew her so well She wandered round her head held high Meow! Meow! her noisy cry Her owner was a witch called Belle About to cast an evil spell She beat the cat and fed her gruel She was so very, very cruel But no-one knew the cat could talk She conversed long with her friend, hawk She told him of the witches plot To root the fairy's to the spot The hawk flew to the castle gate Where fairy king was sleeping late "Wake up, wake up, he shrieked his call Or else you won't get up at all" "What's this, What's this, the tale you tell About that dreadful witch called Belle She's picked the wrong one,wait and see She should never mess with me He got his wand and waved it high He muttered words started to fly The witch was near, she stood no chance As Fairy king began to dance So, now you will become a mouse You'd better hide inside the house Jezebel awaits you see And she'll be home in time for tea [comments] => 2 [counter] => 160 [topic] => 7 [informant] => gwenevere [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 0 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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