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[title] => HOT FLASHES JOIN MY REUNION
[time] => 2005-07-06 10:40:05
[hometext] => Maxine is right again. Isn't Maxine always right?
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HOT FLASHES JOIN MY REUNION
Please try to imagine if you will.....
A pig roasting slowing upon a grill
You're not the pig, you're the hot coals
Now throw water upon yourself,
that's the "Hot Flash Rolls!"
Start with the farthest away big toe....
Tingle, Tingle, warm, warmer, outflow.
Top of your head as well below....
A warm sensation begins like a candle glow.
You know it's coming to getcha as warmer you become
"Oh Please Hot Flash, can't you wait 'til I read my poem?
I'm so embarrassed, my face is red, I might faint right here!
Hot flashes can't hear, their deaf and dumb, only severe!"
Tell me how in the world do Hot Flashes fit
in with your reunion?
Well, I'll tell you, "Connie will you read your poem?"
Who me? He's looking at me? I didn't know, I'm frozen!
I'd not been asked before hand to do anything.....
as my heart kicks my bosom!
"Remember you're making memories here old woman,"
I reason in my mind, "You could say "No" you know!"
"Surely.....anyone can say no, but that wouldn't be any fun?"
That's when the Hot Flash took over as I read my poem
mighty slow!
I just turned 68, that inner child of mine is still
incinerating my activities!
She's going to stay to irritate me until the day
I turn up the daisies.
Burned will be the grass o'er my entombed body.
Please won't somebody be very kind, and slip
inside my coffin a case of brandy?
Created while
having a HotFlash
Nervous memories bring
them on too!
Lovingcritters
consue
June 25, 2005
VFW Hall
50th
"The poem is always only what the
poet wrote down on the page.
Everything else is show business."
"Hot Flashes
with a Smile!"
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HOT FLASHES JOIN MY REUNION
Contributed by
Lovingcritters
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Wednesday, 6th July 2005 @ 10:40:05 AM in AEST
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HOT FLASHES JOIN MY REUNION
Please try to imagine if you will.....
A pig roasting slowing upon a grill
You're not the pig, you're the hot coals
Now throw water upon yourself,
that's the "Hot Flash Rolls!"
Start with the farthest away big toe....
Tingle, Tingle, warm, warmer, outflow.
Top of your head as well below....
A warm sensation begins like a candle glow.
You know it's coming to getcha as warmer you become
"Oh Please Hot Flash, can't you wait 'til I read my poem?
I'm so embarrassed, my face is red, I might faint right here!
Hot flashes can't hear, their deaf and dumb, only severe!"
Tell me how in the world do Hot Flashes fit
in with your reunion?
Well, I'll tell you, "Connie will you read your poem?"
Who me? He's looking at me? I didn't know, I'm frozen!
I'd not been asked before hand to do anything.....
as my heart kicks my bosom!
"Remember you're making memories here old woman,"
I reason in my mind, "You could say "No" you know!"
"Surely.....anyone can say no, but that wouldn't be any fun?"
That's when the Hot Flash took over as I read my poem
mighty slow!
I just turned 68, that inner child of mine is still
incinerating my activities!
She's going to stay to irritate me until the day
I turn up the daisies.
Burned will be the grass o'er my entombed body.
Please won't somebody be very kind, and slip
inside my coffin a case of brandy?
Created while
having a HotFlash
Nervous memories bring
them on too!
Lovingcritters
consue
June 25, 2005
VFW Hall
50th
"The poem is always only what the
poet wrote down on the page.
Everything else is show business."
"Hot Flashes
with a Smile!"
Copyright ©
Lovingcritters
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2005-07-06 10:40:05]
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Re: HOT FLASHES JOIN MY REUNION
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by NoSaint on
Wednesday, 6th July 2005 @ 10:54:27 AM AEST
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my inner child is not playing w/ matches she is playing w/ a flame thrower...
Hugs
Shari |
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Re: HOT FLASHES JOIN MY REUNION
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by bernard on
Wednesday, 6th July 2005 @ 11:24:40 AM AEST
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| ConSue, I hope that many men will read your poem. A good friend of the wife's suffers badly from the same trouble. Nothing seems to do any good not even cold showers. You have all of my sympathy. Hugs from Martha and bernard. |
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by sweetangeluk on
Wednesday, 6th July 2005 @ 12:21:30 PM AEST
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I sympathise with you Sue. Never felt the same.
I am going through the early pre meno.
Could not believe it when the doc told me.
Tin opener in the washer.
No where did I put them tomatoes lol.
God its hot in here.
How long does this go on for forever and ever it seems.
A wonderful write
Love Angelxxxx |
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Re: HOT FLASHES JOIN MY REUNION
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by boobiepeach on
Wednesday, 6th July 2005 @ 12:38:58 PM AEST
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makes me hot just reading it. (gulp)
funny write. please cool off
:)
peach |
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Re: HOT FLASHES JOIN MY REUNION
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by Elizabeth_Dandy on
Wednesday, 6th July 2005 @ 01:16:14 PM AEST
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I do sympathize deeply if that really should be the case.
It does affect people often differently. I trust you will get over any malais that it possibly may cause very soon.
These days it is hard to give too much thought to hot flashes, hoping so much for cooling off while getting into a shower.
This is the physical part. here is of course also the phylosophical aspect.
It is perfectly possible that somebody kept from the full and vigorous exercise and implementation of one's faculties causes a distress that also m ay bring on hot flashes.
So, I think we have to utilize our gifts to the maximum whether cold or hot.
And this wonderful work implies it. In a bmost beautiful and discreet way.
Friends do not stymie faculties and talents.
Frustration would be the consequence.
Wonderful job ConSue. In the discreet and delicate a way communicated to the reader.
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Kudos!
Thanks for composing and sharing.
Warm love
Elizabeth
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Re: HOT FLASHES JOIN MY REUNION
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by Dorkfish on
Wednesday, 6th July 2005 @ 01:18:56 PM AEST
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| Very interesting write. I think I've learned a little bit for when my time comes. Thanks for sharing and I'm sorry for your discomfort. Feel better and cool off |
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Re: HOT FLASHES JOIN MY REUNION
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by Elizabeth_Dandy on
Wednesday, 6th July 2005 @ 01:24:19 PM AEST
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Oh Consue
I hope and pray this time you get the "PERFECT PICTURE"
It came up soo beautifully and then disappeared.
Pray it comes on.
It was in the "Preview" - ah so beautiful, but after clicking OK it did not appear any longer.
Sooooooo sad
Love
Elizabeth
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Re: HOT FLASHES JOIN MY REUNION
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by MorningDove on
Wednesday, 6th July 2005 @ 01:27:47 PM AEST
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| I agree with Shari. I hate them, despise them, get angry with them and anyone else around. I have found though that using the soy products and drinking soy milk instead of regular is helping. I use New Phase but talk to your pharmacist. It has even helped with the horrible night sweats where I would have to get up and change my gown and sheets. It is a terrible thing to go through. My flashes sympathise with yours and anyone else suffering from them. Rita |
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Re: HOT FLASHES JOIN MY REUNION
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by Jenni_K on
Wednesday, 6th July 2005 @ 04:07:23 PM AEST
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Ahhh, I think my time is soon.... *Cries*
HELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP...
Lovely write.
Jenni |
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Re: HOT FLASHES JOIN MY REUNION
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by emystar on
Friday, 8th July 2005 @ 02:47:27 AM AEST
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Mine started at twenty nine years of age do to a necessay complete hysterectomy.
fortunate I've either out grown them of jus don't pay attention any more.
You've created a masterpeice here, mom.
Huggs, luv, big smiles,
emy
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Re: HOT FLASHES JOIN MY REUNION
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by vibes2go on
Thursday, 4th August 2005 @ 06:03:39 PM AEST
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Don't think of them as chin whiskers... think of them as ...
er...um stray eye brows.. LOL greatttt write. |
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