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[sid] => 186981
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[aid] => mick
[title] => Screen Door On A Submarine
[time] => 2020-05-14 14:53:34
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[bodytext] => It was one of the dumbest things that I/'/ve ever seen. My stupid daughter put a screen door on my submarine. My submarine filled up with water. I wanted to strangle my daughter. I managed to get out alive. But none of my crew survived. When I confronted my daughter, she blamed me. She said that I should/'/ve noticed the screen door before going in the sea. I guess that I am a little guilty but it was still a dumb thing for her to do. Now my daughter has a large bruise on her butt that came from my shoe. When I kicked her in the butt, a valuable lesson was what I taught her. If you need a door to be put on your submarine, don/'/t hire my daughter. [comments] => 0 [counter] => 27 [topic] => 7 [informant] => randyjohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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