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He died and went to hell.
Ho, hi, what a guy!
The Darmer in the Fell!

Free mind blice,
Divorced and left their wives.
When the hurt set in, they returned again.
Those naughty free mind blice.

Dockery, Dickory, Hick.
A mouse chewed on a stick.
He had to while there,
For his cupboard was bare.
Dockery, Dickory, Hick.

There was a sheep named Ba Ba,
Who had three bags of wool.
I think he tried to cheat me,
For none of them was full.

Mary came and took that lamb,
Then drove him home and fed him ham.
She got him fat and gave him to this man,
Who sold him to Old McDonald.
With a cluck cluck here and a ... Oh, never mind.

I was driving to Alabam.
I had a banjo in my van.
But I skidded on a banana,
And slammed into old Susanna!

I think that I shall end this here.
I can’t go on.
My time’s too dear!

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THE DARMER IN THE FELL !
Date: Sunday, 1st September 2002 @ 04:30:23 PM AEST
Topic: Sad Poetry

Contributed By: Robert_Edgar_Burns
The Darmer in the Fell,
He died and went to hell.
Ho, hi, what a guy!
The Darmer in the Fell!

Free mind blice,
Divorced and left their wives.
When the hurt set in, they returned again.
Those naughty free mind blice.

Dockery, Dickory, Hick.
A mouse chewed on a stick.
He had to while there,
For his cupboard was bare.
Dockery, Dickory, Hick.

There was a sheep named Ba Ba,
Who had three bags of wool.
I think he tried to cheat me,
For none of them was full.

Mary came and took that lamb,
Then drove him home and fed him ham.
She got him fat and gave him to this man,
Who sold him to Old McDonald.
With a cluck cluck here and a ... Oh, never mind.

I was driving to Alabam.
I had a banjo in my van.
But I skidded on a banana,
And slammed into old Susanna!

I think that I shall end this here.
I can’t go on.
My time’s too dear!

robertburns2@mac.com
Homepage.mac.com/RobertBurns2



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