Your Poetry Dot Com - A Most Important Person

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It calls in my car, it rings day and night; There’s always a problem that I must get right.
They call me at dinner, in bed, on week-ends; My pockets my office; it just never ends.

Last week I lost it, and now theyve demanded;That I be a test case to have one implanted.
I’m losing my mind, I don’t have a life! I married my job; this phone is my wife.
I could just pretend I cant hear them of course; But my lawyer (cha-ching) wants to sue for divorce.
So I started a service for those too in touch; Just dial 1-800-HANG UPS R US. [comments] => 7 [counter] => 128 [topic] => 7 [informant] => softerware [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry ) Your Poetry Dot Com - A Most Important Person

A Most Important Person
Date: Thursday, 20th June 2019 @ 05:06:12 AM AEST
Topic: Sad Poetry

Contributed By: softerware

I must be important, cause I have this phone.It’s smarter than me; it won’t leave me alone!
It calls in my car, it rings day and night; There’s always a problem that I must get right.
They call me at dinner, in bed, on week-ends; My pockets my office; it just never ends.

Last week I lost it, and now theyve demanded;That I be a test case to have one implanted.
I’m losing my mind, I don’t have a life! I married my job; this phone is my wife.
I could just pretend I cant hear them of course; But my lawyer (cha-ching) wants to sue for divorce.
So I started a service for those too in touch; Just dial 1-800-HANG UPS R US.

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