Array ( [sid] => 186185 [catid] => 1 [aid] => mick [title] => Why I Beat Up Elmer Fudd [time] => 2019-05-02 14:44:33 [hometext] => [bodytext] => I own a store and I sell rabbits for a living.
When people mess with me, I/'/m not a man who is forgiving.
Elmer Fudd came to my store and shot every rabbit that I had.
When that fatso refused to pay for the rabbits, it made me mad.
I beat him senseless and then I threw him out the door.
I also had him arrested, he won/'/t come back to my store.
A couple of days later, I got a visit from Yosemite Sam.
When he shot my new inventory of rabbits, I said "Damn!".
I beat the living crap out of him just like I did to Elmer Fudd.
When I was through, I had to mop up a gallon of his blood.
Both of those sorry idiots loved to kill rabbits.
But after I kicked their butts, it broke their habits.
I/'/m usually peaceful but when I get riled, I/'/m a dangerous man.
After I kicked their butts, Fudd and Yosemite became vegetarians. [comments] => 0 [counter] => 32 [topic] => 7 [informant] => randyjohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry ) Your Poetry Dot Com - Why I Beat Up Elmer Fudd


Why I Beat Up Elmer Fudd
Date: Thursday, 2nd May 2019 @ 02:44:33 PM AEST
Topic: Sad Poetry

Contributed By: randyjohnson
I own a store and I sell rabbits for a living.
When people mess with me, I/'/m not a man who is forgiving.
Elmer Fudd came to my store and shot every rabbit that I had.
When that fatso refused to pay for the rabbits, it made me mad.
I beat him senseless and then I threw him out the door.
I also had him arrested, he won/'/t come back to my store.
A couple of days later, I got a visit from Yosemite Sam.
When he shot my new inventory of rabbits, I said "Damn!".
I beat the living crap out of him just like I did to Elmer Fudd.
When I was through, I had to mop up a gallon of his blood.
Both of those sorry idiots loved to kill rabbits.
But after I kicked their butts, it broke their habits.
I/'/m usually peaceful but when I get riled, I/'/m a dangerous man.
After I kicked their butts, Fudd and Yosemite became vegetarians.

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