Array ( [sid] => 185977 [catid] => 1 [aid] => mick [title] => Deadly Magical Power [time] => 2019-03-08 21:39:55 [hometext] => A fictional poem with dark humor. [bodytext] => All I have to do is paint a portrait of somebody being dead and he or she dies in real life.
I/'/ve painted portraits of my former boss, my in-laws and I also painted a portrait of my wife.
I/'/ve been given a magical power but I don/'/t know where it came from.
My killing spree is not going to end, there will be more deaths to come.
I/'/m going to paint portraits of Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump.
Then I/'/ll paint portraits of the creators of the new Doctor Who TV show, I/'/ll get rid of all of those chumps.
I/'/m also going to paint a portrait of a bully who I went to school with.
He/'/d better enjoy what time he has left because he won/'/t have long to live.
I will never see the inside of a courtroom, I will never be tried.
If you don/'/t want your portrait to be painted, don/'/t get on my bad side. [comments] => 0 [counter] => 53 [topic] => 7 [informant] => randyjohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry ) Your Poetry Dot Com - Deadly Magical Power


Deadly Magical Power
Date: Friday, 8th March 2019 @ 09:39:55 PM AEST
Topic: Sad Poetry

Contributed By: randyjohnson
All I have to do is paint a portrait of somebody being dead and he or she dies in real life.
I/'/ve painted portraits of my former boss, my in-laws and I also painted a portrait of my wife.
I/'/ve been given a magical power but I don/'/t know where it came from.
My killing spree is not going to end, there will be more deaths to come.
I/'/m going to paint portraits of Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump.
Then I/'/ll paint portraits of the creators of the new Doctor Who TV show, I/'/ll get rid of all of those chumps.
I/'/m also going to paint a portrait of a bully who I went to school with.
He/'/d better enjoy what time he has left because he won/'/t have long to live.
I will never see the inside of a courtroom, I will never be tried.
If you don/'/t want your portrait to be painted, don/'/t get on my bad side.

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