Array ( [sid] => 185964 [catid] => 1 [aid] => mick [title] => Kool-Aid Criminal [time] => 2019-03-05 00:54:08 [hometext] => This fictional poem was inspired by a Youtube video. [bodytext] => The Kool-Aid Man isn/'/t cool at all, he/'/s actually a thug.
He/'/s a low life scum bag who poisons people with drugs.
He puts the drugs in the kool-aid, mostly cocaine and meth.
He doesn/'/t care that his products cause addiction and death.
He doesn/'/t care who he hurts just as long as he gets paid.
The cops just found his hideout, it/'/s a raid.
He fired at the police because he/'/s out of control.
The police just opened fire and filled him full of holes.
But instead of spilling blood, kool-aid was what was spilled.
Everybody can rest easy because the Kool-Aid Man has been killed.
That/'/s the end of the Kool-Aid Man distributing coke and meth.
The Kool-Aid Man flipped off the cops with his final breath.
Rhe Kool-Aid Man fought the law but he didn/'/t win.
That fat and bloated punk will never say "Oh Yeah!" again. [comments] => 1 [counter] => 83 [topic] => 7 [informant] => randyjohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry ) Your Poetry Dot Com - Kool-Aid Criminal


Kool-Aid Criminal
Date: Tuesday, 5th March 2019 @ 12:54:08 AM AEST
Topic: Sad Poetry

Contributed By: randyjohnson
The Kool-Aid Man isn/'/t cool at all, he/'/s actually a thug.
He/'/s a low life scum bag who poisons people with drugs.
He puts the drugs in the kool-aid, mostly cocaine and meth.
He doesn/'/t care that his products cause addiction and death.
He doesn/'/t care who he hurts just as long as he gets paid.
The cops just found his hideout, it/'/s a raid.
He fired at the police because he/'/s out of control.
The police just opened fire and filled him full of holes.
But instead of spilling blood, kool-aid was what was spilled.
Everybody can rest easy because the Kool-Aid Man has been killed.
That/'/s the end of the Kool-Aid Man distributing coke and meth.
The Kool-Aid Man flipped off the cops with his final breath.
Rhe Kool-Aid Man fought the law but he didn/'/t win.
That fat and bloated punk will never say "Oh Yeah!" again.

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