Array ( [sid] => 185710 [catid] => 1 [aid] => mick [title] => CHEAP CHRISTMAS PRESENTS [time] => 2018-12-25 13:26:51 [hometext] => [bodytext] => I gave my daughter $10,000 for Christmas and she gave me a hammer and a box of nails.
I tried to raise her properly but obviously I failed.
I give her $10,000 every year and she gives me a piece of crap.
It takes all of my will power to stop myself from giving her a slap.

Last year, the ungrateful witch gave me a plunger.
Now I/'/m broke and about to die because of hunger.
I/'/m not a rich man but when it comes to the ten grand, she expects to receive it.
When it comes to the lousy gifts she gives, it/'/s probably hard for you to believe it.

One year she gave me a turkey baster and another year, she gave me a broken rod and reel.
If she wasn/'/t my only daughter, I would hire a hitman to kill.
She demands $10,000 every year even though it/'/s so steep.
She never buys me a good present because she/'/s too cheap. [comments] => 0 [counter] => 69 [topic] => 7 [informant] => randyjohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry ) Your Poetry Dot Com - CHEAP CHRISTMAS PRESENTS


CHEAP CHRISTMAS PRESENTS
Date: Tuesday, 25th December 2018 @ 01:26:51 PM AEST
Topic: Sad Poetry

Contributed By: randyjohnson
I gave my daughter $10,000 for Christmas and she gave me a hammer and a box of nails.
I tried to raise her properly but obviously I failed.
I give her $10,000 every year and she gives me a piece of crap.
It takes all of my will power to stop myself from giving her a slap.

Last year, the ungrateful witch gave me a plunger.
Now I/'/m broke and about to die because of hunger.
I/'/m not a rich man but when it comes to the ten grand, she expects to receive it.
When it comes to the lousy gifts she gives, it/'/s probably hard for you to believe it.

One year she gave me a turkey baster and another year, she gave me a broken rod and reel.
If she wasn/'/t my only daughter, I would hire a hitman to kill.
She demands $10,000 every year even though it/'/s so steep.
She never buys me a good present because she/'/s too cheap.

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