Array ( [sid] => 185515 [catid] => 1 [aid] => mick [title] => Crunch [time] => 2018-10-09 22:16:59 [hometext] => [bodytext] => The zoo had an ape named Crunch;
Who nipped every visitor once;
Her sign read PLEASE FEED ME;
She read it completely;
And ate two large patrons for lunch!

Afraid that somebody might sue;
They replaced the old sign with a new.
Above Crunches cage; the new sign disuades;
Dont feed the hand that bites you. [comments] => 1 [counter] => 75 [topic] => 58 [informant] => softerware [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => limericks ) Your Poetry Dot Com - Crunch


Crunch
Date: Tuesday, 9th October 2018 @ 10:16:59 PM AEST
Topic: Sad Poetry

Contributed By: softerware
The zoo had an ape named Crunch;
Who nipped every visitor once;
Her sign read PLEASE FEED ME;
She read it completely;
And ate two large patrons for lunch!

Afraid that somebody might sue;
They replaced the old sign with a new.
Above Crunches cage; the new sign disuades;
Dont feed the hand that bites you.

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