Array ( [sid] => 185448 [catid] => 1 [aid] => mick [title] => Damn Dirt Dauber [time] => 2018-09-18 19:43:11 [hometext] => [bodytext] => A dirt dauber flew into my mouth and it/'/s stuck in my throat.
It keeps stinging me over and over and it really gets my goat.
My throat is so swelled that I can/'/t even swallow food.
I can/'/t eat and I/'/m getting hungry, I/'/m in a bad mood.

I just swallowed the dirt dauber but it/'/s stinging my stomach as well.
Until I digest the damn wasp, it/'/s going to hurt like hell.
You may be laughing but you could easily be in the same boat.
You wouldn/'/t think it/'/s funny if you had a wasp in your throat.
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Damn Dirt Dauber
Date: Tuesday, 18th September 2018 @ 07:43:11 PM AEST
Topic: Sad Poetry

Contributed By: randyjohnson
A dirt dauber flew into my mouth and it/'/s stuck in my throat.
It keeps stinging me over and over and it really gets my goat.
My throat is so swelled that I can/'/t even swallow food.
I can/'/t eat and I/'/m getting hungry, I/'/m in a bad mood.

I just swallowed the dirt dauber but it/'/s stinging my stomach as well.
Until I digest the damn wasp, it/'/s going to hurt like hell.
You may be laughing but you could easily be in the same boat.
You wouldn/'/t think it/'/s funny if you had a wasp in your throat.


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