Array ( [sid] => 185432 [catid] => 1 [aid] => mick [title] => I/'/d Rather Watch Paint Dry [time] => 2018-09-11 14:29:40 [hometext] => [bodytext] => There is something that I hate, and it/'/s something I won/'/t deny.
I hate the new Doctor Who TV show, I/'/d rather watch paint dry.
I even complained to the BBC, and told them that I hate their show.
If you/'/re wondering if I/'/ll ever watch it again, the answer is hell no.
I/'/ve written several poems about Doctor Who, and you may wonder why.
It/'/s because I hate it with all of my heart and soul, I/'/d rather watch paint dry.
I hate it because the BBC uses it to cram political correctness down people/'/s throats.
I/'/d rather watch a show about a man who is married to a goat.
I loved the classic Doctor Who TV show, but I hate the new, and that/'/s not a lie.
I wish they would cancel the new Doctor Who because I/'/d rather watch paint dry. [comments] => 1 [counter] => 60 [topic] => 6 [informant] => randyjohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => AngryPoetry ) Your Poetry Dot Com - I'd Rather Watch Paint Dry


I'd Rather Watch Paint Dry
Date: Tuesday, 11th September 2018 @ 02:29:40 PM AEST
Topic: Sad Poetry

Contributed By: randyjohnson
There is something that I hate, and it/'/s something I won/'/t deny.
I hate the new Doctor Who TV show, I/'/d rather watch paint dry.
I even complained to the BBC, and told them that I hate their show.
If you/'/re wondering if I/'/ll ever watch it again, the answer is hell no.
I/'/ve written several poems about Doctor Who, and you may wonder why.
It/'/s because I hate it with all of my heart and soul, I/'/d rather watch paint dry.
I hate it because the BBC uses it to cram political correctness down people/'/s throats.
I/'/d rather watch a show about a man who is married to a goat.
I loved the classic Doctor Who TV show, but I hate the new, and that/'/s not a lie.
I wish they would cancel the new Doctor Who because I/'/d rather watch paint dry.

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